Who doesn't love hilarious chuck norrisisms?!? Now you can utilize this alfred workflow to grab any number of random norrisisms (keyword norris {number to gather})! Upon selecting the one that you would like to read, the text will be displayed to the "Large Text" alfred output, as well as copied to your clipboard.

Also, if you feel like messing will someone you know, you can utilize the customize feature which allows you to substitute a first and last name in place of Chuck Norris (keyword norrispersonal {firstname lastname}).

Enjoy!